Sunday, April 17, 2005
Notorious: With_Teeth
Ok folks, I've had the pleasure to hear the new Nine Inch Nails album 'With_Teeth'
And rest assured: its GOOD. Its damn good. I cannot wait to buy this!
This new disc's sound is hard to describe, but its definitely more focused and refined than 1999's 'The Fragile'. 'With_Teeth' is more immediately fulfulling and will be on repeat in your car for days to come. (Note: Don't get me wrong though, I loves me some Fragile.)
Trent has brought us 13 tracks of tasty NIN goodness.
'With_Teeth' also features a couple of tracks, including the current single 'The Hand that Feeds', that harken back to the pop sensibilities of 'Pretty Hate Machine'.
We also are treated with a few raw cuts like 'You Know What You Are?' and 'Getting Smaller' that pound the listener with lots of live drumming and heavy guitars/synths/sounds.
'Right Where It Belongs' , which is probably my fave song at the moment, is just a gorgeous minimalistist song that will surely become the new 'Hurt'.
'Only' , another standout, begins with Trent performing spoken word (sort of) over some throwback synth sounds.
Bottom line: Its a frickin' Nails album! You were going to buy this beauty anyhow! So nothing I just typed mattered to you. Frankly, I'm shocked you've read this far.
Notorious 'I can still feel you, even so far away' B.O.B.
And rest assured: its GOOD. Its damn good. I cannot wait to buy this!
This new disc's sound is hard to describe, but its definitely more focused and refined than 1999's 'The Fragile'. 'With_Teeth' is more immediately fulfulling and will be on repeat in your car for days to come. (Note: Don't get me wrong though, I loves me some Fragile.)
Trent has brought us 13 tracks of tasty NIN goodness.
'With_Teeth' also features a couple of tracks, including the current single 'The Hand that Feeds', that harken back to the pop sensibilities of 'Pretty Hate Machine'.
We also are treated with a few raw cuts like 'You Know What You Are?' and 'Getting Smaller' that pound the listener with lots of live drumming and heavy guitars/synths/sounds.
'Right Where It Belongs' , which is probably my fave song at the moment, is just a gorgeous minimalistist song that will surely become the new 'Hurt'.
'Only' , another standout, begins with Trent performing spoken word (sort of) over some throwback synth sounds.
Bottom line: Its a frickin' Nails album! You were going to buy this beauty anyhow! So nothing I just typed mattered to you. Frankly, I'm shocked you've read this far.
Notorious 'I can still feel you, even so far away' B.O.B.
Monday, April 11, 2005
Cock Pictures and Cocaine.
So I went drinking with a group of friends on Friday. We went to some bar I can't recall the name of at the moment.
Someone had a digital camera and we were taking goofy pictures and having a grand time.
Well, I said that I needed to go to the bathroom and I was in there for a moment, draining the lizard, if you will.
Well, my drunken 'friend' Justin coming in giggling like a little girl and I know something is wrong. I turn my head in mid stream and see a digital camera in his hands, so now I'm in full panic mode, and doing this awkward 'hide the cock' piss dance while trying not to piss on my clothes.
I'm doing all of this while screaming, 'You mother fucker! You son-of-a-bitch!'
Meanwhile, Justin continues giggling in this high pitched bubbly giggle which literally sounded like 'Tee-Hee-Hee-Hee'.
So I finish, zip up and check the camera to see if he got pics of the junk, but thankfully no.
Suddenly a stall door opens and two large redneck dudes walk out and ask 'whats going on' and without missing a beat I say 'This fucking pervert is taking pictures of people's cocks.' thinking they'll want to kick his ass.
Apparently they were paranoid about being in the same stall together they immediately reply, 'Oh we were just doing some lines in here.' and then one of them realizes what I said when he sees the camera in Justin's hands and suddenly wants to 'give him a show'.
He starts saying to Justin, 'So you wanna see it? You want a show, huh?' and the fucker starts unzipping his pants. Justin declines and then this guy starts coming after me and says, 'you wanna see it? do you want a show?' and I throw up my hands and say 'Dude, get the fuck away from me.'
Later that evening, I go to the bathroom again (Justin free) and again there are two different guys in this same stall talking about snorting cocaine!
Ahh, you gotta love this town.
Someone had a digital camera and we were taking goofy pictures and having a grand time.
Well, I said that I needed to go to the bathroom and I was in there for a moment, draining the lizard, if you will.
Well, my drunken 'friend' Justin coming in giggling like a little girl and I know something is wrong. I turn my head in mid stream and see a digital camera in his hands, so now I'm in full panic mode, and doing this awkward 'hide the cock' piss dance while trying not to piss on my clothes.
I'm doing all of this while screaming, 'You mother fucker! You son-of-a-bitch!'
Meanwhile, Justin continues giggling in this high pitched bubbly giggle which literally sounded like 'Tee-Hee-Hee-Hee'.
So I finish, zip up and check the camera to see if he got pics of the junk, but thankfully no.
Suddenly a stall door opens and two large redneck dudes walk out and ask 'whats going on' and without missing a beat I say 'This fucking pervert is taking pictures of people's cocks.' thinking they'll want to kick his ass.
Apparently they were paranoid about being in the same stall together they immediately reply, 'Oh we were just doing some lines in here.' and then one of them realizes what I said when he sees the camera in Justin's hands and suddenly wants to 'give him a show'.
He starts saying to Justin, 'So you wanna see it? You want a show, huh?' and the fucker starts unzipping his pants. Justin declines and then this guy starts coming after me and says, 'you wanna see it? do you want a show?' and I throw up my hands and say 'Dude, get the fuck away from me.'
Later that evening, I go to the bathroom again (Justin free) and again there are two different guys in this same stall talking about snorting cocaine!
Ahh, you gotta love this town.
Greatest Message Ever.
How is everyone? Great.
Lord, its been awhile but I'm back into the blogging mood so y'all should feel blessed.
I actually did try to update during the Terri Schiavo fiasco, but my blog wouldn't post for some reason, but it wasn't a great post anyhow, so thats fine.
But back to the reason I was inspired to make this post: The other day I received a message from a someone I know (who shall remain nameless for shame reasons) that blew me away. It is simply the holy grail of drug induced gibberish.
And from here I shall reproduce said message VERBATIM, so prepare yourselves:
"HEY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBBBBBBBBBBBBBB lol
So funking soned right now/ ittttttts sooooooooooo funny m IM dygn, cant stop laughingb gonna die mo ait ,got no airrrrr lol lol ol lllllllooooolllllllll funy gha ah ha]’;
Omg I wish man I cant find the words dude fo t rue lol. English sucks man I know its funkin hardt you gotta know all these letters and finkgin stuff and such and what the fuink happwned o=t= all the airrrr? Hmmmmmmmmmmm aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my lungs are fuzzy and my brain is the wind om floating aboew allyall and im dig amd tifnkj l. lollllll. I love u so musch u have noi u dsuA DHHH NAT JRHKJDF ALUE LOAXITR UFDB Wpiw WH uw Du Dwy OdJHSDUWE y7Tg sdgyd EYA F AGF ADHF UYSE 768 637 966666666666666666666666TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 3TG B6U FUCK THIS IS FUNNY SGIT DUD"
Discuss.
Lord, its been awhile but I'm back into the blogging mood so y'all should feel blessed.
I actually did try to update during the Terri Schiavo fiasco, but my blog wouldn't post for some reason, but it wasn't a great post anyhow, so thats fine.
But back to the reason I was inspired to make this post: The other day I received a message from a someone I know (who shall remain nameless for shame reasons) that blew me away. It is simply the holy grail of drug induced gibberish.
And from here I shall reproduce said message VERBATIM, so prepare yourselves:
"HEY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBBBBBBBBBBBBBB lol
So funking soned right now/ ittttttts sooooooooooo funny m IM dygn, cant stop laughingb gonna die mo ait ,got no airrrrr lol lol ol lllllllooooolllllllll funy gha ah ha]’;
Omg I wish man I cant find the words dude fo t rue lol. English sucks man I know its funkin hardt you gotta know all these letters and finkgin stuff and such and what the fuink happwned o=t= all the airrrr? Hmmmmmmmmmmm aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my lungs are fuzzy and my brain is the wind om floating aboew allyall and im dig amd tifnkj l. lollllll. I love u so musch u have noi u dsuA DHHH NAT JRHKJDF ALUE LOAXITR UFDB Wpiw WH uw Du Dwy OdJHSDUWE y7Tg sdgyd EYA F AGF ADHF UYSE 768 637 966666666666666666666666TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 3TG B6U FUCK THIS IS FUNNY SGIT DUD"
Discuss.
