The Notorious B.O.B.

Here's the deal;

John Kerry could hold a press conference tomorrow and proudly proclaim:

A. In his spare time he likes to drown puppies.

B. Although he prefers Heinz Ketchup on his fries, he'll occasionally slop on the blood of unborn children. Not because he likes it, but just for 'shits and giggles'.

C. He's vehemently opposed to toilet paper and the use of hand soap. But he loves a good handshake!

and finally

D. He is a chronic masturbator that can only get off if Teresa pinches his nipples while he watches 'Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!' (starring Sly Stallone)

...he could say that and I'd STILL vote for him before I'd vote for Bush.

Kerry/Edwards '04. 'Nuff said, beotches.