Monday, April 11, 2005
Cock Pictures and Cocaine.
So I went drinking with a group of friends on Friday. We went to some bar I can't recall the name of at the moment.
Someone had a digital camera and we were taking goofy pictures and having a grand time.
Well, I said that I needed to go to the bathroom and I was in there for a moment, draining the lizard, if you will.
Well, my drunken 'friend' Justin coming in giggling like a little girl and I know something is wrong. I turn my head in mid stream and see a digital camera in his hands, so now I'm in full panic mode, and doing this awkward 'hide the cock' piss dance while trying not to piss on my clothes.
I'm doing all of this while screaming, 'You mother fucker! You son-of-a-bitch!'
Meanwhile, Justin continues giggling in this high pitched bubbly giggle which literally sounded like 'Tee-Hee-Hee-Hee'.
So I finish, zip up and check the camera to see if he got pics of the junk, but thankfully no.
Suddenly a stall door opens and two large redneck dudes walk out and ask 'whats going on' and without missing a beat I say 'This fucking pervert is taking pictures of people's cocks.' thinking they'll want to kick his ass.
Apparently they were paranoid about being in the same stall together they immediately reply, 'Oh we were just doing some lines in here.' and then one of them realizes what I said when he sees the camera in Justin's hands and suddenly wants to 'give him a show'.
He starts saying to Justin, 'So you wanna see it? You want a show, huh?' and the fucker starts unzipping his pants. Justin declines and then this guy starts coming after me and says, 'you wanna see it? do you want a show?' and I throw up my hands and say 'Dude, get the fuck away from me.'
Later that evening, I go to the bathroom again (Justin free) and again there are two different guys in this same stall talking about snorting cocaine!
Ahh, you gotta love this town.
Someone had a digital camera and we were taking goofy pictures and having a grand time.
Well, I said that I needed to go to the bathroom and I was in there for a moment, draining the lizard, if you will.
Well, my drunken 'friend' Justin coming in giggling like a little girl and I know something is wrong. I turn my head in mid stream and see a digital camera in his hands, so now I'm in full panic mode, and doing this awkward 'hide the cock' piss dance while trying not to piss on my clothes.
I'm doing all of this while screaming, 'You mother fucker! You son-of-a-bitch!'
Meanwhile, Justin continues giggling in this high pitched bubbly giggle which literally sounded like 'Tee-Hee-Hee-Hee'.
So I finish, zip up and check the camera to see if he got pics of the junk, but thankfully no.
Suddenly a stall door opens and two large redneck dudes walk out and ask 'whats going on' and without missing a beat I say 'This fucking pervert is taking pictures of people's cocks.' thinking they'll want to kick his ass.
Apparently they were paranoid about being in the same stall together they immediately reply, 'Oh we were just doing some lines in here.' and then one of them realizes what I said when he sees the camera in Justin's hands and suddenly wants to 'give him a show'.
He starts saying to Justin, 'So you wanna see it? You want a show, huh?' and the fucker starts unzipping his pants. Justin declines and then this guy starts coming after me and says, 'you wanna see it? do you want a show?' and I throw up my hands and say 'Dude, get the fuck away from me.'
Later that evening, I go to the bathroom again (Justin free) and again there are two different guys in this same stall talking about snorting cocaine!
Ahh, you gotta love this town.
