Monday, June 13, 2005
Knockin' the Masses on their Asses
Announcement for Immediate Release
Attn: To Whom It May Concern (i.e. all those wanting to jump my junk)
I'd like to give this message to all the hoes, skeezers, skanks, sluts, freaks, groupies and hangers-on out there looking for their shot at the 'Notorious One'....
Sorry ladies: B.O.B. is taken. For life y'all.
A certain Canuck named Chrissy snagged me in her net and dragged my back to her igloo for some late night 'baby seal clubbing', if you know what I mean (and...I think you do).
More information will be forthcoming.
That is all.
Attn: To Whom It May Concern (i.e. all those wanting to jump my junk)
I'd like to give this message to all the hoes, skeezers, skanks, sluts, freaks, groupies and hangers-on out there looking for their shot at the 'Notorious One'....
Sorry ladies: B.O.B. is taken. For life y'all.
A certain Canuck named Chrissy snagged me in her net and dragged my back to her igloo for some late night 'baby seal clubbing', if you know what I mean (and...I think you do).
More information will be forthcoming.
That is all.
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